Breaking: Porsche trying to calm investors… investors: still not calm 😅 Profits down, deliveries down, EV plans delayed, costs up 📉 Meanwhile markets: “yeah but what if… it works later?” 🤔 () Me watching all this: “So… bullish or just coping?” Analysts: “complex restructuring, macro pressures…” Me: “ok but green or red??” 📈📉 Stay tuned — same uncertainty, different headline 🚗💸

Breaking: Porsche trying to calm investors… investors: still not calm 😅

Profits down, deliveries down, EV plans delayed, costs up 📉
Meanwhile markets: “yeah but what if… it works later?” 🤔 ()

Me watching all this:
“So… bullish or just coping?”

Analysts: “complex restructuring, macro pressures…”
Me: “ok but green or red??” 📈📉

Stay tuned — same uncertainty, different headline 🚗💸