World Bank: “Commodity prices up 16%, energy up 24%” 🔥

Global markets reacting… economists explaining…
Meanwhile me opening my bills:

*knees weak, arms are heavy… mom’s spaghetti* 🍝😅

Oil prices: 📈
Food prices: 📈
Fertilizer prices: 📈
My bank account: *already nervous* 📉

Experts: “inflationary pressures may persist”
Me: “so… instant noodles it is?”

Stay tuned — next episode: *surviving the supermarket boss fight* 🛒💀
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